Thursday, May 19, 2016

Hoverboards

Hoverboards
Fuck hoverboards
They fucking suck
I fucking hate hoverboards
Such fucking bullshit
 
They shouldn't even be called hoverboards
They dont even actually hover
They're just fucking skateboards with motors
 
Which makes them motor vehicles, right?
Which means they shouldn't be on the sidewalk, right?
Which means the motherfucker who bumped into me just now
Had no fucking business riding a hoverboard on the sidewalk in the first place, right?
So fuck hoverboards,  right?
 
I'm glad I got that off my chest
But the truth is, I didn't just get bumped into by a motherfucker on a hoverboard
I made that up
But it is true that I do hate hoverboards
They suck
Fuck hoverboards
 
May 19, 2016 

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